Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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