:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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