People with herpes should wear stickers.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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