i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
it's like heaven, but drunker
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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