Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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