when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
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so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
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