we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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