The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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