But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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