glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize