Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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