This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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