i think my mom watched the whole time
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Randomize
