i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
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