YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
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