we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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