So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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