no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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