This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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