I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I am available for nakedness
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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