I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
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