Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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