i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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