Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Alive.
So much puke
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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