so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
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