He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
