literally had 100 drinks last night.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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