I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
50% drunk capacity currently
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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