Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Randomize
