How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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