no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
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