Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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