I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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