I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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