I need help removing her.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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