HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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