last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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