She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
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