I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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