I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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