She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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