he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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