lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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