I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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