I just pynch a tree in the face
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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