ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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