Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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