spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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