Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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