Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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