cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
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