i think i have herpe
just one?
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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